Michael scott emails

Hey Michael

Thu Apr 28 2011 16:39:00 GMT+01:00

Michael,
Good catching up with you today. Sorry for what I said about Colorado. It's actually not that bad of a place. The beer is amazing, and the people are very nice. I'm sure you'll like it if you decide to go. 

Either way, I’ve got a ton of new ideas I’ve been working on that I would love for you to hear; a couple in particular that are extremely promising. Call me back at anytime. I just took a 17-Hour Energy, I’ll be up until late. 

-Wallace

Dear Mr. Scott,
I’m writing to tell you that there’s a warrant out for your arrest… For being the hottest guy in Scranton. The only way to avoid jail is to move to Colorado.

See you soon. Can’t wait until you’re here :)

Love,
Holly

It's me Michael Scott....yahooooooo!!!!

Fri Apr 29 2011 7:45:00

Hey everyone! If you haven't figured it out yet, I left early for Colorado. Sorry to disappoint any of you, but sometimes it's just not right to wait.

Probably shouldn't have bought the cheapest flight though. Been laid over for 7 hours. That's what she said. Rode around on the luggage trolly for a while. Went to See's Candy, ate a whole pound of fudge. Got real sick. But the good news is I discovered there's Wi-Fi in the bathroom! I'll be in here a while. Would love to hear from you guys. I missal you. Oops! Stupid autocorrect. I miss you. 

Sent from my Yahoo! Mail account

FROM:

Andy Bernard

TO:

Michael Scott

CC:

Dunder Mifflin Sabre Staff

Re: It's me Michael Scott....yahooo

Fri Apr 29 2011 09:15:00 GMT+01:00

Michael I am sobbing right now. I'll miss you more than I missed my childhood nanny after she was deported for having Tuberculosis. But I think it's super romantic that you can’t wait one more minute to start your life with Holly. I’d love to visit you in Colorado some time. I’ve been dying to strap on my skis and shred the gnar. Just say the words, and I’ll be there.

Cordially yours,
The Nard Dog

FROM:

Ryan Howard

TO:

Michael Scott

CC:

Dunder Mifflin Sabre Staff

Re: It's me Michael Scott....yahooo

Fri Apr 29 2011 09:12:00 GMT+01:00

Michael, again - the wifi is throughout the entire plane.

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FROM:

Creed Bratton

TO:

Michael Scott

CC:

Dunder Mifflin Sabre Staff

Re: It's me Michael Scott....yahooo

Fri Apr 29 2011 08:50:00 GMT+01:00

Who is this

FROM:

Jim Halpert

TO:

Michael Scott

CC:

Dunder Mifflin Sabre Staff

Re: It's me Michael Scott....yahooo

Fri Apr 29 2011 08:29:00 GMT+01:00

Hey Michael,
Nobody’s mad that you took off early, man. We’re all really proud of you. Go get your girl.

-Jim

FROM:

Pam Halpert

TO:

Michael Scott

CC:

Dunder Mifflin Sabre Staff

Re: It's me Michael Scott....yahooo

Fri Apr 29 2011 08:27:00 GMT+01:00

Michael,
Please, please don’t tell me you’re emailing from the toilet. Go back to your terminal! 

We love you,
Pam

FROM:

Ryan Howard

TO:

Michael Scott

CC:

Dunder Mifflin Sabre Staff

Re: It's me Michael Scott....yahooo

Fri Apr 29 2011 08:20:00 GMT+01:00

Michael you realize there's wifi throughout the entire airport, not just in the bathroom

Re: It's me Michael Scott....yahooo

Fri Apr 29 2011 08:16:00 GMT+01:00

It's all right Michael, I'm used to the men in my life lovin' me and leavin' me. Nah just joshing, you've been one hell of a boss and I can't say I hated working for ya. Wish we could have been F buddies, or at least had a make-out sesh once or twice. But we'll always have that hot affair at the Jersey Shore once a year, right

See you around,
Meredith

FROM:

Erin Hannon

TO:

Michael Scott

CC:

Dunder Mifflin Sabre Staff

Re: It's me Michael Scott....yahooo

Fri Apr 29 2011 08:01:00 GMT+01:00

I missal you too Michael!! LOL. I hope you have the best time ever in Colorado. You deserve it. Oh and you left your chattering teeth here. Do you want me to send them to you